1.  Right-click on desktop, select New Folder, and name it "and now, the moment you've all been waiting for" (w/o Quotes)
2.  Right-click on that folder and rename it to: "we proudly present for your viewing pleasure"
3.  Right-click on that item again, and rename it to: "The Microsoft Windows 95 Product Team!"
4.  And... Drumroll... Open the folder, fire up your speakers, and enjoy!